13 October 2008 - 14 Tishri 5769 - י"ד תשרי ה' אלפים תשס"ט
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Finding a Minyan Print E-mail

During Sivan, we don’t say tachanunum (supplications) for twelve days. In the desert of Sinai, each day, one of the twelve leaders of the tribes brought his offering for the dedication of the tabernacle.

During another Sivan, long ago, the Jews of Taipei assembled in their make-shift synagogue at the President Hotel for Shabbat morning service. It was getting late. One of the congregants had to say Kaddish, but we were only nine.

The poor man stared at the door with despair. I heard him moaning “umepene hataenou” (“on account of our sins” he would be unable to say Kaddish). Seeing his despondency and anxiety, I volunteered to go down to the lobby and see if I could find a tenth person for the Minyan.

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Mrs. X Goes to Israel Print E-mail

According to our sages, the month of Iyar is when the snake persuaded Eve to eat from the forbidden tree.

I often tried to reconstruct the conversation between the snake and Eve. It must have been a bit hissy, doggy and sneaky. The subsequent conversation between Eve and Adam was sort of rough and not very sociable. But let’s leave Eve and go to my story; about another women and her pet dog.

I met Mrs. X at the airport. (I promised not to reveal her name.) She was having a heated but polite conversation with the El-Al agent. He wouldn’t let her take her dog in the cabin, even if she purchased two first class tickets.

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Some Jewish Classics.. Print E-mail
During a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe when the Shema prayer was said, half the congregants stood up and half remained seated.
The half that was seated started yelling at those standing to sit down and the ones standing yelled at the ones sitting to stand up.
The new rabbi, learned as he was in the Law and Commentaries, didn’t know what to do.
His congregation suggested that he consult a housebound 98 year-old man who was one of the original founders of their shul.
The rabbi hoped the elderly man would be able to tell him what was the actual synagogue tradition, so he went to the nursing home with a representative of each faction of the congregation.
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